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Further Study Tapi Part Time? Part 1

2012-01-29T17:27:00.000+08:00

hi..

dear readers..

guess this is my first written post for year 2012.

well congrats me!

*clapclapclapclap*

idea menulis mula membuak buak keluar jadi i don't wanna waste it away.

so i want to share with you guys about furthering study..

i'm a working guy earning few decent bucks per month basis.

i have gain my diploma in Computer Engineering in year 2009. been working about 2 years.

kenapa tiba tiba sambung study?

okay, some of you might think why continue study when you have hold money in your hand monthly.

well, i should say this is for the sake of bright future..actually guys with just a diploma in your hands, your life is easy to predicted. you will be a technician for thenext 10 years, if you lucky you might get promoted to technical engineer.

but that's it. to qualify you to gain the upper level of job like engineer, or management staff, you might not stand a chance as you are now.

my point is, with a diploma, you wont go anywhere for the next 15 years of your life. worth it or isn't?

so, berbekalkan semangat itu dan some sense in mind jadi saya pun pergi ke OUM JB dan mendaftarkan diri saya untuk sesi pengambilan September 2011. easy.

so why OUM?

let me tell you other choices besides OUM.

UTM-Space and other national Uni such UKM UITM UPM and much more. they also provide some long distance-part time study. usually they'll advertise it on some local newspaper.

so again why OUM?

1st

the fee. RM21K for the whole degree course. that is for IT lah. sound reasonable right?

the fee is not too expensive, not too cheap. it's affordable even for someone half-rich like me.

*hahahahaha*

okay decent joke.

untuk setiap semestar, anda hanya perlu bayar RM1600 payment for the whole semester. jika your monthly salary is RM1600, does it hard to pay them? No kan?

some more, you don't have to pay the whole lump sum of the fee.

boleh bayar ansur-ansur tanpa interest.

just to start the semester, a RM770 minimum payment is needed. well, boleh la kan?

*waaaaaaaaaaa*

awesome? yeahhhh

2nd

there are 3 semestar per year.

each semestar end in a 4 month period. so that's mean 1 semestar consists 4 month study period.

example, January to April 2012 is the period of new semester.

at the 4th month, final exam will be held.

pretty much flexible kan.3 month study then boleh ambil final exam terus. menjimatkan masa berbanding pengajian sepenuh masa yang mengambil masa 6 bulan per semester.

so each year you will got through 3 semester.

ha? xde lah busy sangat. 1 tahun 3 semester? boleh je.

3rd

tugasan?

1 sem 1 tugasan bagi setiap modul.

sikit sangat? hello working class?? kalu bagi lebih2 pon boleh ke siapkan assignment on time?

huhu

soalan tugasan is not that hard. it's a standard question for degree level so i think you can handle it pretty much easy. tapi all work must be done by you youself. no copy paste. no kopi susu. all is your own efforts. believe me it's really worth doing all that.

hasil usaha diri sendiri, di hari kemudian kelak akan terasa betapa manisnya saat itu.

To be continue.....

Trip to Genting Highland (2011) Part 2

2012-01-28T11:22:00.000+08:00

Trip to Genting Highland (2011) Part 1

2012-01-05T23:09:00.002+08:00

small talks for today... #1

2012-01-05T22:50:00.000+08:00

Bored!

what is really happening today? super busy. super stuffed. totally lost in time.

forgot few things. still remember something

Walking dead!

when i'm hungry, my patient level drastically dropped. i took things seriously than ever. hurrying things that not even important. when that time comes, i immediately eat something or chew something or drink something. seriously that ease things up a little bit. until the next main course of meal, i think i'll bear with it..

Lost of Soul!

hold on firmly to your faith and beliefs, thou God shalt guide and watch over you so you wont lost your soul!

Motivational Posters #3

2011-10-05T07:22:00.000+08:00

Motivational Posters #2

2011-10-03T19:37:00.000+08:00

Motivational Posters #1

2011-09-30T19:34:00.000+08:00

People talks...

2011-09-23T23:14:00.000+08:00

Mouth + Tongue = Speak

Brain + Mouth = Talk

Brain + Mouth + Tongue = Discuss

yes every able body of human being can speak..except for a mute..

its as simple as breath..

you talks, speak out, to someone,everyone,anything...

some people loves to talk, yet not a single beneficiary output out of it...

some talks, put up some action, yet still resulting of rubbish and trash..

some also loves to shout rather than speak..these kind of chimpanzee is a pea-brained homo-sapien..

they speak with their emotion all over their head..

while some would dare to put their mouth to a fight...rather than sweating blue-sweat to fight and defends the beliefs of theirs..

some might speaking through keyboards and letters...

CAPSLOCKING EVERY DAMN LETTERS TO CONVINCED PEOPLE OF THEIR ANGER OVER SOMETHING...

you may be talking,..

no matter what shit came out of it..

what matter is, is that even really matter to hear it out?

man's life valued over its worthiness of being alive being...

is your life worthy?

Maxis Celcom DiGi U-Mobile Tune-Talk

2011-09-23T23:03:00.000+08:00

Mobile Broadband

Maxis? damn expensive,but in its own isolated class

Celcom? pretty affordable, considerably cheaper than Maxis..not-that-bad connection..

DiGi? far cheaper than those 2..yet i amazed of its freaking slow connection..

U-Mobile? Still hiking its way to the summit..still a baby actually, cant depend on it thou..

Tune-Talk? are you seriously asking me that?go eat some warm cow shit!

Im tired!

2011-09-23T22:55:00.000+08:00

some times, few seconds, you'll might meet up a moment where you are tired of everything..

even simplest things do..

you were tired not by lacks of energy..

its something only a living being could feel..

by default, you are getting pretty damn tired of your working life...

smashing, busting your body to the bones...

just for a piece of paper called money...

why can't we live out our life simply by live the life to the happiest ever?

Salam Ramda and Salam Syawal =)

2011-08-15T20:50:00.001+08:00

Assalamualaikum,

Good day to readers. sekarang (15-08-2011) bulan puasa, since owner agak

malas untuk post some decent updates, and due to busy with my new job, so memang tiada kesempatan untuk itu. namun begitu kunjungan kalian ke sini amat amat dihargai dan saya sebagai onwer tanah ini mengucapkan jutaan terima kasih atas kunjungan kalian semua. Insya'allah selepas Ramda banyak post akan menyusul. Selamat menyempurnakan ibadah puasa dan selamat menyambut Syawal yang bakal tiba tidak lama lagi. Sekian owner melaporkan dari The City of Manchester, United Kingdom (LoL).

Ahlan Wasahlan

O_O

2011-08-04T23:14:00.001+08:00

PUASA = NO POST

THANKS

Awareness Campaign : Say No To Legging!

2011-07-15T10:25:00.001+08:00

Legging is bad. it's something dirty. No good coming out of it. It's only makes them look uglier as the following pictures shows. Get what i meant? Kenapa Legging ni bodoh and nampak bodoh? yeah, its really looks like stupid. sila2 lihat dibawah!

and yes, please note that i did not own and will not take an ownership of these images. i am simply received these and share it for a good purpose! you may seen these at leggingseksi. i think they already at this quite a long time..

I, mRaXZLan hereby declaring to give my full support to this campaign. you guys may be copy/repost/backlinks/emailed this article as you wish for the sole purpose of sharing is caring.

Salah tetap salah. Lawan tetap lawan!

What we can do? please spread this campaign to your friends!

Fireworks at Hotel Selesa!

2011-07-04T12:23:00.000+08:00

Hi dear readers..

this is a fireworks happened at Hotel Selesa, Pasir Gudang at 3-July-2011.. i took these pictures from the passageway of my hostel..kinda blur is it, well it taken at night and using my DC.. so it kinda bad but at least you guys can see the fireworks form clearly..it's beautiful isn't it?

though just taken using DC, but i love taking pictures and post it here..love to share with readers here..so enjoy the pics and feel free to drop by and say konnichiwa!

cheers!

this is my personal favorite.

Snapshots at Tanjung Balau Beach Pt 2

2011-07-02T20:18:00.004+08:00

Hi guys.

ini gambar - gambar yang diambil di Tanjung Balau pada hari yang sama gambar di Desaru diambil. cuma lambat sedikit hendak edit dan muat naik ke sini.(lol pure malays here!!)..

please enjoy yourself, and if you planned to go there, i can tell you it's a good and nice place for you and your whole family. cheers!!

please read related post here :

http://mraxzlan.blogspot.com/2011/06/updated-senai-desaru-highway-is-finally.html

http://mraxzlan.blogspot.com/2011/06/senai-desaru-highway-is-opened.html

Saya Sayang Kitty2 Saya Pt 1

2011-06-28T02:00:00.000+08:00

Teh Catz Haz LoLed Me!!! Therez Moer Herez!

Saya tak nak ingat itu semua!

2011-06-21T09:18:00.010+08:00

Dear readers,

don't you want to forget something..? something that bad, sad memories?

saya juga mahu lupakan sesuatu perkara.

yang menjengkelkan.

yang menyakitkan.

yang menyedihkan.

seriously.

i prefer to forget it rather than to forgive it.

i am not easily into forgiving anyone.

but, to love is to forgive.

i know that.

so, even sekarang sy msih cuba untuk memaafkan.

so bagaimana nak lupakan something?

even anyone will try to remember more and more things eveyrday..

but kita juga kena tau macamna nak lupakan and let go some things too..

in fact, actually its not that easy to forget just by not thinking of it..

There are still some instances when you just remember them out of the blue, or you encounter things, events, and people which remind you of those memories-and these cannot be avoided.

but at least we try, and we have..

wanna know how i'm doing it?

Drop it dead, Let it go!

kalu nak lupakan something, make sure you are ready to forget it and drop it dead.

pastikan kamu dah sedia untuk lepaskan ingatan itu pergi.

to make it go, you have to let it go first.

let it go..

forgive anything or anyone..

although forginving is the most difficult thing to do. need alot of willpower for this one..

don't take it to your heart..

try to accept it..

jangan simpan dalam hati..kelak your mind and heart's gonna crumbled from inside and you actually can be from good man gone mad man..

jangan ingat balik.

cuba jangan ingat balik.

kalu teringat, cepat2 distract yourself with another thing.

human mind can only pay attention to only one matter at the moment.

so, everytime your mind trying to show the bad,sad images, try to distract yourself promptly..

Fikirkan something yang funny!

funny thing reallly helps us to relax and forget something bad and sad..

so try to find someting that funny out of those bad and sad memory..

ok jugak kalo nak layan humoric shows..

just to release tension..

bila hati senang, senang la nak lupakan perkara yang xbest..

its ok to laugh more and more..

its a good for your mind and heart's health..

if you actually stop laughting, you are already dead..

Always think positively of what had happened!

great thinker is a mind of a positive thinker.

berfikiran positif sangat penting..

think positive of this life.

don't curse your life.

everyone have their chances if the next moment you're awake, you still breathing.

so every time you awake at the morning, be thankfull. to God, to your family..

think positively in every possible way..

its ok to lie yourself a bit..

but as long as its positive, its ok..yeah i mean its ok..

setiap apa yg terjadi ada hikmah disebaliknya..

so, take it positively, get the good thing out of it, and throw bad thing of it.

remember, you can always make a different!

Luahkan apa yang berlaku!

tell things happened to your true friend, kawan yang sebenar kawan.

because only true friend will listen to you whenever you needed them.

tell them everything, put your faith in them.

things akan jadi lebih ringan lebih lapang bila kita luahkan..

like birds flying away..

like a fog clearing up..

dengan luahkan, anda lebih relaks and even its not solved or what, at least someone knew your problem..

so relaks..

take thing simple..

talk it out..

more and more..

and to do that, like i said earlier, you need a true friend..

if you don't have it, just write it off..

to your diary..your blog..your books..anything else writable..

that way, everyone know it..just you have to remain anonymous.. dont refer the story to yourselft..kantoi nnti dik oi!

anyway that's all. cheers!

Thrilling trip to Desaru Beach Pt 1

2011-06-16T01:49:00.000+08:00

Dear readers..

these are shots i've taken from Desaru beach..

this is just my liking of taking sceneric views rather than picture of human... i am appreceating nature just a little more than a human.. sy dah edit these pics and add some flavour to it....

as you can see sy de buat adjustment mostly on the color tone so gambar ni nampak macam cantik??hehe

anyway anyone can comment on these pics...

its been my favorite.. cheers!! please wait for more updates of this!

Amazing Eminem Violin Cover by Eric Stanley!

2011-06-16T01:37:00.002+08:00

in case you have problem viewing this video, pleas go here instead. Thanks!

50 Tips Membentuk diri ke arah Suami Mithali

2011-06-15T19:15:00.001+08:00

Petikan ini dipetik dari Buku "Langkah Bestari Suami MIthali" karya Dato' Dr Mohd Fadzilah Kamsah. Sila ambil ikhtibar dan pengajaran dimana salah silap kita kerana manusia itu lemah sifatnya.

1. Pasang niat dan berdoa untuk menjadi suami terbaik. Tanpa berniat dan berdoa anda tidak mungkin jadi suami yang cemerlang. Ramai suami terlupa.

2. Bersyukur kerana mempunyai pasangan hidup. Yakinlah bahawa isteri anda adalah pasangan terbaik yang Tuhan tentukan untuk anda. Ketentuan Tuhan adalah yang terbaik.

3. Suami mithali menjadi kebanggaan isteri. Pastikan anda membentuk sifat positif dan istimewa. Cuba tanya diri apakah sifat atau amalan yang boleh dibanggakan oleh isteri anda.

4. Setiap hari pulang dengan senyum dan bersemangat. Apabila suami tersenyum, isteri dan anak-anak akan bahagia dan rahmat Tuhan akan turun. Senyumlah apabila sampai ke rumah.

5. Pastikan anda ada masa untuk berbual dengan isteri setiap hari. Semua isteri bahagia apabila dapat berbual dengan suami. Berapa minit yang anda luangkan unutk berbual dengan isteri setiap hari ?

6. Telefon isteri ataupun hantar SMS sekadar untuk menyatakan yang anda sayang ataupun rindu pada isteri. Isteri anda akan berasa seronok dan bahagia apabila mendapat panggilan ataupun mesej tersebut.

7. Hiburkan hati isteri anda dengan bercerita, buat lawak atau gurauan yang mesra. Setiap gurauan mengubat hati isteri dan mengeratkan hubungan suami isteri.

8. Pastikan anda bergurau senda dengan isteri di dalam kenderaan semasa dalam perjalanan ke tempat kerja ataupun ke mana sahaja. Ramai suami membazir masa dengan membisu semasa di dalam kenderaan.

9. Amalkan makan bersama setiap hari. Berbual mesra dan nasihat menasihati semasa makan. Amalan ini akan menarik hidayat Tuhan dan mengeratkan hubungan. Elakkan berbual perkara yang melalaikan semasa makan.

10. Ajak isteri mandi bersama sekali sekala. Bergurau senda semasa mandi bersama adalah sunah yang dapat mengeratkan hubungan suami isteri.

11. Bantu isteri melakukan kerja rumah. Ini adalah sunnah yang dapat meringankan beban isteri, mengeratkan kasih sayang dan menbahagiakan pasangan anda.

12. Amalkan mesyuarat keluarga sekerap yang mungkin. Amalan bermesyuarat menarik hidayat Tuhan,mengeratkan hubungan dan menyelesaikan banyak masalah.

13. Pastikan penampilan anda anggun, kemas, bersih, wangi, sihat dan ceria. Ramai suami inginkan isteri yang mengancam, tetapi mengabaikan penampilan diri sendiri. Mana adil ?

14. Didik isteri dengan memberi nasihat dan peringatan secara berhikmah. Jadikan tindakan dan amalan anda sebagai contoh teladan yang cemerlang. Elakkan cakap tak serupa bikin.

15. Berikan nafkah kepada isteri mengikut keperluan keluarga dan kemampuan suami. Ramai suami mengabaikan nafkah kerana isteri bekerja. Ramai suami yang kedekut dan berkira. Ini menyebabkan isteri derita dan rumah tangga terancam.

16. Jadilah penawar hati kepada isteri. Ambil berat keperluan dan kemahuan dan peka kepada emosi dan situasi isteri. Isteri yang bahagia membentuk keluarga sejahtera.

17. Sentiasa taat kepada semua perintah Allah dan memastikan keluarga juga patuh kepada-Nya.

18. Suami mithali sentiasa menyimpan rahsia isteri. Ramai suami secara sengaja ataupun tidak sengaja menceritakan keburukan isteri kepada orang lain. Ini wajib dihentikan.

19. Muliakan keluarga isteri seperti keluarga sendiri. Ada suami yang menbeza-bezakan antara keluarganya dan keluarga isteri. Ada suami yang memusuhi keluarga isteri. Anda bagaimana ?

20. Bentuk sifat cemburu yang positif. Cemburu tanda beriman, sayang dan endah. Suami yang tidak cemburu adalah dayus. Isteri amat suka apabila suaminya ada sifat cemburu. Dia rasa dihargai.

21. Jadilah suami yang pemaaf. Syurga isteri di bawah tapak kaki suami. Maafkanlah isteri setiap malam sebelum tidur supaya rumah tangga bahagia dan isteri mudah masuk syurga.

22. Tegur kesilapan isteri dengan hikmah dan kasih sayang. Isteri merajuk bukan sebab ditegur, tetapi cara ditegur yang kasar. Apabila suami kasar, isteri jadi takut, bingung, hiba dan memberontak.

23. Gunakan keperibadian Nabi Muhammad S.A.W sebagai model. Hidupkan amalan sunnah dalam rumah tangga. Sebut nama rasul apabila mendidik dan menasihati keluarga bagi mendapat hikmah.

24. Mendahulukan keperluan isteri daripada orang lain. Ini adalah tertib memberi khidmat. Ramai suami yang melebihkan orang lain daripada isterinya. Elakan kesilapan ini.

25. Suruh isteri dirikan solat dan ibadah lain. Apabila berjauhan, telefon ataupun SMS bagi mengingatkan solat. Wasiatkan isteri untuk solat fardu dan sunat. Buat pesanan ini sehingga suami meninggal dunia.

26. Cintai isteri sepenuh hati. Cintai tanpa syarat, bertambah mengikut usia, penuh kemaafan, memberi tenaga,tidak pernah sensara serta berteraskan iman dan takwa.

27. Sentiasa berubah secara positif. Sebelum cuba ubah isteri dan keluarga, ubah diri dulu. Apabila suami berubah, keluarga akan turut berubah. Apabila suami cemerlang, isteri akan gemilang.

28. Pamer keprihatian yang tinggi terhadap keluarga. Ramai suami tidak ambil kisah dengan keluarga mereka.Cuba tanya apa lagi khidmat tambahan yang patut berikan kepada keluarga.

29. Pamer kematangan yang tinggi. Orang yang matang tenang, sabar, waras, bijaksana, dapat membuat keputusan dan cekap menyelesaikan masalah.

30. Memuliakan semua perempuan bukan sekadar isterinya. Ramai lelaki cuba hormat wanita tertentu sahaja.Ramai isteri yang kecewa terhadap suami yang menghina atau tidak hormat sebarang wanita termasuk pembantu rumah.

31. Bentuk beberapa sifat wanita yang terpilih dalam diri suami. Nabi Muhammad amat pemalu, pemaaf, peka,endah dan mudah menangis. Sifat wanita yang ada pada lelaki menaikkan martabat lelaki dan lebih disayangi wanita.

32. Mahir dalam menguruskan keluarga. Peka dengan masalah dan karenah ahli keluarga, cekap mencari punca masalah, mencari alternatif penyelesaian dan memilih penyelesaian yang optimum.

33. Membaiki diri secara berterusan. Tingkatkan iman dan takwa, cuci hati dengan solat taubat, istighfar,memaafkan dan minta maaf, berkawan dengan orang yang baik, pendapatan yang berkat dan baiki amalan dan tindakan.

34. Jadi contoh atau model terbaik untuk keluarga. Doa dan usaha supaya setiap perbuatan anda dapat dicontohi dan dibanggakan ahli keluarga. Apakah sifat dan amal anda yang dapat dicontohi oleh ahli keluarga ?

35. Jadikan diri anda pendorong dan motivator berkesan unutk keluarga. Sentiasa beri galakan dan belaian. Elak marah, kritik ataupun hina keluarga. Fikir positif dan bersangka baik terhadap keluarga.

36 Tingkatkan ilmu berkenaan agama. Lazimnya, suami yang mendidik keluarga berkenaan agama. Belajarlah ilmu agama dengan niat mendidik diri dan keluarga.

37. Sentiasa menegakkan kebenaran. Tegas menyatakan apa yang buruk dan apa yang baik. Elak mengenepikan kebenaran semata-mata bagi menjaga hati ahli keluarga. Tegakkan kebenaran dengan hikmah.

38. Bertindak tegas dan lemah lembut mengikut situasi. Tegas dalam menyeru ke arah kebaikan. Lemah lembut dalam menegur dan memberi nasihat. Tegas sangat orang memberontak, lembut sangat orang pijak.

39. Latih diri memuji dan menghargai isteri. Ramai suami yang pandai kritik tetapi tidak tahu memuji. Belaian merawat emosi dan fizikal isteri dan membuat dia terasa disayangi. Cari peluang untuk sentiasa memuji.

40. Cari peluang untuk bertindak romantis terhadap isteri. Ini termasuk senyum, lemah lembut, sebut sayang tiga kali sehari, buat sebelum disuruh, sentuhan sayang, pujian dan memberi hadiah.

41. Fahami yang isteri ingin selalu di sisi suami. Suami pula berjauhan dengan isteri sekali sekala. Apabila berjauhan, telefon, SMS ataupun e-mel unutk bertanya khabar, berikan maklumat dan mengubat rindu.

42. Bentuk kerjasama yang mantap dengan isteri. Pamer kesatuan hati dan pendapat kepada anak-anak dan orang lain. Wujudkan kerjasama melalui mesyuarat, berbual, tolak ansur, bermaaf-maafan dan banyak berdoa.

43. Nilai diri daripada kaca mata isteri. Buang sifat dan amalan yang isteri benci. Berusaha keras melakukan perkara yang isteri suka. Apabila isteri bahagia, suami akan bertambah bahagia.

44. Apabila suami melayan isteri seperti mana dia melayan kawan, pasti isteri bahagia. Bayangkan cara anda melayan isteri sebelum kahwin. Ulangi layanan itu sekarang. Pasti hebat kesannya.

45. Suami wajar belajar jadi mengikut setia. Patuhi cadangan, Pandangan dan pandapat isteri yang betul. Jangan bangkang perkara yang baik. Kawal macho dengan saksama.

46. Buat undang-undang dalam rumah tangga. Apabila suami marah, isteri mesti senyap. Apabila isteri marah,suami mesti senyap. Ini mengelakkan daripada bergaduh. Orang tidak boleh bergaduh sendirian.

47. Latih gerak batin anda supaya serasi dengan gerak batin isteri. Serasikan gerak batin dengan berdoa, patuh perintah Tuhan, maafkan isteri, bersangka baik dan lakukan perkara baik untuk isteri mengikut sebarang lintasan dalam hati.

48. Pimpin isteri dengan nasihat dan kasih sayang. Pesan selalu dan nasihat sekali-sekala. Waktu terbaik nasihat adalah semasa rehat, minum petang, waktu bersiar-siar dan semasa hendak tidur.

49. Seimbangkan hidup dengan sempurna. Rajin di tempat kerja, Rajin juga di rumah. Peramah dengan kawan, peramah juga dengan isteri. Disiplin di pejabat, disiplin juga di rumah. Sabar dengan orang, sabar juga dengan isteri. Di luar dan di dalam rumah serupa.

50. Urus stress dengan sempurna supaya keluarga tidak terjejas, lakukan riadah, berdiet, hentikan merokok,bercampur dengan orang positif, bermain dengan bayi, tengok ikan di akuarium, menyanyi, solat taubat dan maafkan semua orang.

Bagaimana nak buat seks secara selamat?

2011-06-12T22:44:00.003+08:00

REMINDER : This post might be a little controversial. You see, some people mungkin tak dapat terima keterbukaan yang ditonjolkan dalam post ni. Please be alerted that no such races, religions or in-person ever related to this post. Just open up your mind a little. This is not a time to get butt-hurted for such matter!

This post is specially dedicated to all teenagers, adik2, abg2, akak2. Moral yg ingin ditekankan disini adalah untuk educate kita teenagers sume mengenai Sex education. sy juga pernah post something pasla these kind of things at here about The Fucked Up Melais. pelase have a look. please admit yourself that you guys know nothing about sexual penetration. stop believing the old-unconfirmed myths! for your own sake, it's time to get educated.and please ignore this post title, its just for the sake of attracting you guys here! hehe

Contraception

First, what is Contraception?

Artificial methods in common use include preventing the sperm from reaching the ovum (using condoms, diaphragms, etc), inhibiting ovulation (using oral contraceptive pills), preventing implantation (using intrauterine devices), killing the sperm (using spermicides), and preventing the sperm from entering the seminal fluid (by vasectomy). Also including natural methods like the rhythm method and coitus interruptus.

Senang citer, contraception ialah perlakuan seseorang dengan objektif untuk menghalang kehamilan dari berlaku. You see, there are so many form of contraception that most teenagers deeply believe in it although its not really proven and baseless fact dan semakin ramai remaja yang tidak mendapat informasi yang cukup mengenai hal ini.

Sini ialah link2 yg proper untuk tahu lebih lanjut pasal contraception:

Birth Control

Choosing a contraceptive method

COMPLETE UPDATE OF THE CONTRACEPTIVE GUIDE

Contraception Journal

The young-naive Teenagers

Boleh dikatakan remaja sekarang memang naif mengenai seks, lebih2 lagi perempuan. cuma mahu buat and fucking with each other till dawn but tak mahu responsible and do preventive method from potential pregnancy. And that is so stupid! that's why so much cases like throwing babies into trashcan and dump the babies and feed them to stray dogs. such inhuman act that even animal do care for their babies.

The Myth!

Most remaja cuma mahu percaya pada these myths untuk sedapkan hati sndri. that is a proof of living ignorant. there's few common myths heard all these time like :

a) Showering / mandi selepas having sex.

b) Douche it with water after having sex.

c) Withdrawal Method.

d) Having sex while the woman stands up / sex secara berdiri.

e) Having sex within period time.

f) Having sex a week before the mid - cycle / safe period.

you see, all of these myths is totally blunt and wrong. Showering after sex activity xkan boleh menghalang pregnancy and so do douche it immediately. even when stand up, stop thinking that sperma kamu tidak dapat berenang or some shit. Hello, the sperm swims up into vagina really fast and even kamu berdiri from start to the end, dengan direct ejaculation, some million of sperm sudah pun berenang dan sampai ke sana. Don't fool yourself!

Right on the nuts!

What we should realize?

Even wearing condom will not be a assurance untuk halang pregnancy JIKA tidak dipakai secara konsisten dan dilakukan dengan teliti dan berhati - hati. So dear teenagers, please get yourself educate before kamu menyusahkan manusia lain dan melayakkan diri kamu dalam kategori "kecik2 xnak mampus da besar menyusahkan orang" ini... Period! Soal sex bukan lagi perkara taboo yang tidak boleh dibincangkan secara umum. zaman atuk nenek boleh la. Sekarang lain. tidak lagi. Tahukah anda setiap tahun, there are steadily increasing of cases involve underage and teenagers as early as 14 years old yg dah pun terdedah pade benda2 sebegini, even some of them already had sex at such young age!! Wake up dear readers! Its time to change. I am not talking from the side of religious aspect. this is just from the aspect of social responsibility awareness. So, do these :

Stop believing in these busted myths!

Stop doing sex before legal marriage!

Stop doing unprotected sex!

Stop doing abortion!

Stop dumping babies around!

Stop being so ignorant cock-sucker and get your fat-assed educated!

source : newsundaytimes

Updated-Senai-Desaru Highway is finally opened

2011-06-12T13:10:00.001+08:00

Please refer to the Ver. 1 of this post at :

http://mraxzlan.blogspot.com/2011/06/senai-desaru-highway-is-opened.html

And so, for the updates, i have snapped few decent images worth to be shown here regarding the new E22 Expressway Senai-Desaru newly opened on last Friday.

As you can see, cuma ada 1 lane track sahaja and laluan sejauh 60++km so by car, it should take less than an hour depends to the traffic flow, by bike should take lesser than that..but that's mean obviously by riding a car, it gonna cause pretty long jam especially during weekend and public holiday. so that's mean you need to plan ahead of your journey next time when you're going to visit Desaru someday. but AFAIK this is just temporary as they might add another one lane, someday i guess.. i mean they can't just leave it like that because that gonna cause massive traffic jam when peak time. sure panjang gile queue kat plaza toll.

its worth of a journey because along the way especially at the bridges, we talking about 3 bridges all the way to the Desaru. you can see beautiful sea scenic with fisherman doing their daily job, with birds flying over the sky, and also not forget to mention nice ocean breeze and seaside view ngan pokok bakau sume.

but main shit is the astonishing architecture of the bridge itself, really awesome engineering works. besar gile even dari jauh da sayup2 kelihatan top of the main pillar punye jambatan.. memang besar enormous bridge la..

but, some difficulties appear here. no RnR along the road. the new one only at Senai - Ulu Tiram expressway. so save up your gases & petrol and some shit up till the next stop at Bandar Penawar. Dekat Plaza tol Penawar, just got 2 ticket toll counter and other TnG and SmartTag counter, tambahan pula incoming vehicles memang xhenti2 lebih2 lagi durning peak hour so at that time bersabar jelah cuz memang akan kena queue lame sket..

juga notice that xde lagi exit, so all journey should end up at Toll Penawar. so kalu nak pergi Kota Johor Lama ke, Crocodiel Farm ke, Teluk Sengat ke kena exit kat Toll Penawar then ahead straight ke arah Kota Tinggi.

ok, that it for now. later i'll update with pictures captured around Desaru, Tg Balau and Batu Layar. keep it tight ya!

p/s : updated.please navigate here for the updates! thanks!

Kita dikala kesunyian.....

2011-06-10T22:28:00.003+08:00

Dear readers....

sighh..

what a life when we are alone..

apakah kehidupan bilamana kita dilanda kesunyian...

sunyi dari hilai tawa..

sunyi dari perhatian..

sunyi senyap sepi...

sunyi selalu dikaitkan dengan sendirian...

tanpa teman..

tanpa pendamping..

tanpa sesiapa..

setiap masa..tiada siapa yang dapat lari dari kesunyian..

lantas apa yang layak dikerjakan sekiranya kita di dalam kesunyian?

perkara - perkara yang mampu menghilangkan kebosanan?

layan internet..

layan facebook..

layan anime..

layan blogspot..

layan game..

layan movie..

layan mp3..

layan gambar..

layan diri...(hehehe)

anda sangka ia akan menghilangkan kesunyian anda?

ANDA SILAP!

ia tidak menghilangkan kesunyian..

ia cuma melekakan anda lantas membuatkan anda lupa seketika yang anda kesunyian..

sunyi tetap ada.

sunyi takkan hilang..

sepi takkan pergi..

penghilangnya?

cari lah teman..

rakan penghibur hati..

pasangan hati..

yang lebih dekat, keluarga...

yang lebih dekat, yang Maha Pencipta iatu Tuhan kita..

cari kawan, kawan akan hilang..

cari kekasih, kekasih akan khianat...

cari keluarga, keluarga akan pergi...

cari pasal? dapat penyepak! (hahahaha)

carilah Pencipta...carilah Allah SWT..

Dia tidak akan pergi dari kita..

ketenangan akan datang saat kita menghampirinya..

hati terisi tatkala kita dekat dengan-Nya...

sebelum itu, hargailah orang-orang yang sayang pada kita..

hargailah mereka sebelum mereka pergi selama-lamanya...

kasih sayang tidak boleh dibeli dengan wang..

wang bleh dicari..

kasih sayang?

boleh dipupuk tapi bukan dengan duit..

kasih perkara lain..

sayang juga perkara lain..

jika kamu sayang, belum tentu kamu kasih...

tahukah kamu apa ia kasih?

jangan cepat - cepat beranggapan yang kamu tahu apa itu kasih..

carilah kasih didalam diri pasangan anda..

kerana kasih yang akan membawa mereka berdua hingga ke akhir ayat...

kasih suci lahir dari hati yang tulus ikhlas..

ukurlah pengorbanan pasangan dari segi keikhlasan..

habis..................

Senai-Desaru Highway is finally opened!

2011-06-10T17:48:00.002+08:00

Plus maps on the new Senai-Desaru route finally be opened today!

E22 has been fully completed and opened to public starting from 10 June 2011. The final stretch from Cahaya Baru to Desaru is approximately 27 km in length which includes the Single Plane Cable-Stayed Bridge across Sg Johor that ends at the Penawar Interchange.

With the linkage to Desaru, Desaru will be truly rejuvenated and is expected to increase the number of visitors, both locals and foreigners to Desaru. Tourists will be attracted by its golf courses, sea activities and fabulous seafood restaurants. Other tourist attractions in the East include Desaru Fruit Farm, Ostrich Farm, Crocodile Farm, etc. E22 also enables people from various parts of western Johor to travel frequently to Desaru.

With the completion of the highway, traveling distance from Ulu Tiram to Penawar is reduced by 16 km while traveling time reduced by 1 hour.

Read 2nd post as for the updates here!

Dear readers,

ini petikan dari website PLUS. Since i really want to go to the east side of Johor, this is just a really good news for me! juga berita baik untuk kalian semua.

dengan siapnya lebuhraya ini, perjalanan yang dahulunya dari Ulu Tiram ke Bandar Penawar telah dipendekkan kepaa 1 jam sahaja!

Also note that for this entire month, tiada fee toll akan dikenakan as a opening promotion. so grab this opportunities and move your asses over there!!

along the way pasti ada banya hotspot or tourism spot yang pastinya menarik!

sila tunggu post update dari saya regarding the hotspot there and i'll snap out few decent pictures from there!

wait ya!

Happiness is a voyage!

2011-05-30T00:40:00.001+08:00

We convince ourselves that life will be better once we are married, have a baby then another. Then we get frustrated because our children are not old enough, and that all will be well when they are older. Then we are frustrated because they reach adolescence and we must deal with them. Sure we'll be happier when they grow out of the teen years.

We tell ourselves our life will be better when our spouse gets his/her act together, when we have a nice car, when we can take a vacation when we finally retire. The truth is that there is no better time to be happy than right now. If not, then when?

Your life will always be full of challenges, it is better to admin as much and to decide to be happy in spite of it all. For a longest time, it seemed that life was about to start. Real life. But there was always some obstacle along the way, an ordeal to get through, some work to be finished, some time to be given, a bill to pay. Then life would start.

I finally came to understand that those obstacles were life. The point of view helped me see that there isn't any road to happiness. Happiness is the road.

So, enjoy every moment.

Stop waiting for a school to end, to lose ten pounds, to get married, to get a work, for Friday evening, for a Sunday morning, waiting for a new car, for spring, summer, winter, to die to be reborn, before deciding to be happy.

Happiness is a voyage, not a destination. There is no better time to be happy than now! Live and enjoy the moment.

Now think and try to answer these questions.

1- Name the 5 richest people in the world

2- Name the last 5 miss universe winner.

3- Name the last 10 Nobel Prize winners.

4- Name the last 10 winner of best actor Oscar

can’t do it? Rather difficult isn't it?

Applause dies away!

Trophies gather dust!

Winners are soon forgotten.

Now answer these questions:

1- Name 3 teacher who contribute to your education

2- Name 3 friends who helped in your hour of need.

3- Think of a few friends who made you feel special

4- Name 5 people you like to spend time with

More manageable? it’s easier isn't ? The people who mean something to your life are not rated the best, don’t have the most money, haven’t won the greatest prizes. They are the ones who care about you, take care of your, those who, no matter what, stay close

Think about it for a moment.

Life is very short.

And you, in which list are you? don’t know?

Well, let me tell a story..

Some time ago, at the Seattle Olympics nine athletics, all mentally or physically challenged, were standing on the start line for the 100m race. The gun fired and the race began. Not everyone was running but everyone wanted to participated and win.

They ran in threes, a boy tripped and fell, did a few somersaults and started crying.

The other eight heard him crying.

They slowed down and looked behind them

They stopped and came back... all of them...

A girl with down syndrome sat down next to him, hugged him and asked, "feeling better now?".

Then all nine walked shoulder to shoulder to the finished line.

The whole crowd stood up and applauded. And the applause lasted very long time.. People who watched this still talk about it. Why?

Because deep down inside us, we all know that he most important thing in life is much more than winning for ourselves. The most important thing in this life is to help others to win. Even if that means slowing down and changing our own.

If you have read to this last part, i thank you for your patient and i am sure that this article have change something in your heart, made you realize something, and perhaps made you rethink about the whole idea of this life.

Remember this, a candle loses nothing if it is used to light one another.

Learn easy Mandarin : One Sentence per Day - 7

2011-05-27T11:34:00.000+08:00

Ni dao na li qu? (Where are you going?)
Ni (awak) dao (pergi) na li (ke mana @ mana)?
Zuo she me? ( Do what?)
Ni (awak) zuo (buat) she me (apa)
Ni qu zuo she me? (What will you do there?)
Ni (awak) qu (akan) zuo (buat apa) she me (di sana)?

Eh, burung ape tu?

2011-05-27T10:47:00.003+08:00

Dear readers...

reader maybe pernah tengok video ini versi Malay.

dibawah ini :

i think that video's the original one... AFAIK its a greek version..

but that's doesn't matter.. doesn't matter who copy who..who plagiat who.. what matter is the value of the video.no need to describe this video since you guys dah tengok vids ni kan.. dah publish kat tv, kat youtube since 2007.

i watched the other version of video last night.. it is in my video's folder.. and all of sudden, i feel very sad.. very touched with this video.. i feel very lonely.. why?

My father passed away at the end of last 2010.. due to an accident.. he's been in ward for 2 month before he go.. it was the saddest moment in my lifetime.. was the toughest time of all..i couldn't bear to watch him... even now i'm still remembered the whole things..

sad things happen.. as a Muslim, we must believe in Qada' and Qadar..when there is life, there will always certainly have death.. everything happen will have some meaning behind it.. we have to accept it as a test of our faith to God.

for those who still have a father, please treasure every moment with him.. that moment could be the last moment you'll have with him.. please love your father the way you love yourself and the way you love your mother.. i may have lost my father, but the love and memories for him will not be gone forever.. i love my ayah!

Father's day are not too far from now on.. The day is observed on different days in different countries but most countries celebrate it on the second Sunday in the month of June. Father's Day 2011 will be celebrated on Sunday, June 19th in most of the countries worldwide.

Berjaga - jaga dengan serangan asid di Klang Valley!

2011-05-25T11:25:00.002+08:00

we all aware about this acid attacks issue lately and the area involved is at Klang Valley and around Kuala Lumpur. seriously all woman need to pay attention and take precautionary measurement to help you fight this maniac incident.

so far kejadian ini sudah mengakibatkan 23 orang wanita kehilangan wajah dan paras rupa akibat dari serangan ini. that mean 23 woman lost half chances to get marry (kalu masih bujang la..).. well its indeed real bad thing out of other consequences. nampaknya ade orang yang nak remove muka orang perempuan instead using the acid to remove dirts..geeezzz, freaking freak!

one thing about acid is that we can neutralize it immediately by using baking powder, atau tepung untuk buat roti and so on applied with an amount of water, i mean a great amount of water is needed. by doing so, we can wash off the acid from our skin surface to avoid greater damages and scarring.

so, semua wanita disaran supaya bawa sebotol air untuk tindakan berjaga-jaga. kalau boleh bawa sekali baking powder. jangan banyak sangat sampai macam nak bake almond london biscuit. just macam sediakan payung sebelum hujan. Pakai sunglasses yang besar to protect your eyes macam artis2 melais pakai mase naik mahkamah mase nak setel kes cerai..hahaha..decent jokes right..hehe

so, right now take precautions step, which is jangan buka tingkap kereta bila dihampiri orang yang mencurigakan yang datang tiba2 dan meminta kita turunkan tingkap. biasanya mereka akan datang dengan motosikal. jika kita turunkan tingkap, suspek trus simbah asid. so make sure don't slide down tingkap kereta..

what we can do? can we banned acid? no, by doing so it was like banning people from swimming to prevent drowning. its pointless. they should be controlling the sales for the acids, record who buying it, and so on..

this person is said to be the main suspect behind the crime.

tapi its been few month, but the culprit are still alive and splitting acids around. what is the law enforcer do really?

asid | asid splash | asid attack | Klang Valley | Lembah Klang

| KL Acid Attack

Why do we so like Windows?

2011-05-20T12:00:00.002+08:00

windows is ruining our lifetime good mood!

since Win2000, microsoft have made a good GUI user wise OS.

since then we've been stuck to UI. we always depends to UI. no more command-line program.

but honestly UI make us do more to do simple task.

like clicking this, that, and that just to open a file.

sangat susah dan menyusahkan.

windows juga sangat mudah di hack, diserang virus.

2000 is a stone-aged OS.

tak tahu samada end user masih guna atau da pupus. but certainly microsoft have ended support for Win2000 since last few years.

XP security is at laughable state. easily cracked and hacked. easily to crashed, so much security loophole. but yet is the most profitting and most widely used in the whole world and it holds half of the OS usage percentage in the world.

sangat ramai guna XP, even user Seven and Vista nak guna balik XP. but why use Kancil if we have Caddilac engine? some people just won't get it do they.

Vista? not worth of talking. it's a complete failure. do you really don't believe it?

well if we use Seven that would be make sense. Vista is an upgrade version of XP yet its not operating wisely like the XP. get the logic? Vista is a failure. no one using Vista and that proves it.

Seven? well, its a state of the art OS. i woudl say well done to Microsoft. great UI, great important imporvement and changes. everyone must use Seven. its worth of your few hundreds ringgit..

harga Windows Seven memang mahal kalu banding kat Malaysia. tapi its worth it la kalu nak tahu.

even kalau guna pirated version kita masih boleh get daily updates, and even kalu WAT notification keluar, just patch the crack and it works again.

haha! so much for a windows talk! kalu nak banding ngan all other OSes, windows is still in its own class!

sayonara!

Kucing lawan Tokey??

2011-05-19T12:27:00.004+08:00

this caught my attention. it's pretty cute, since the cat annoyingly bit its owner's hand and intentionally force the owner to help it open the boxes a little for the cat. pretty smart aren't them?

nampak cute & intelli, since kucing tu memang xboleh buka bekas makanan tu.

kucing juga pandai. kucing memang pandai pon kan?

especially bab mencuri ikan@ayam@tempe?

hehehe

Funy kitten cheer us up!

2011-05-11T15:59:00.001+08:00

Learn easy Mandarin : One Sentence per Day - 6

2011-05-10T08:56:00.000+08:00

Learn easy Mandarin : One Sentence per Day - 5

2011-05-10T08:41:00.000+08:00

Xie Xie Ni = Thank you.
Wo Hen Hao = I'm fine
Wo Tai Tai Hen Hao = My wife if fine
Wo Xian Sheng Hen Hao = My Husband is very well

Learn easy Mandarin : One Sentence per Day - 4

2011-05-10T08:35:00.000+08:00

Hen = Very / So
Hen Hao = Very Good / So Good
Wo Hen Hao = I am very good / very well
Ta Hen Hao = She's very well

Hargai Ibunda Anda! Happy Mother's Day!

2011-05-09T11:40:00.002+08:00

Hi dear readers!

Sempena dengan sambutan hari ibu kelmarin, saya mahu mengucapkan selamat hari ibu kepada semua ibu - ibu seluruh Malaysia dan seluruh dunia. Terutama pada Ibunda tercinta saya Puan Suliah Bte Kamilin!

Spoiler!

Pertama sekali, saya rasa agak janggal sebab menulis dalam bahasa melayu sepenuhnya. Sebab biasanya saya lebih selesa menulis dalam English atau rojak sedikit.

Ini hanyalah salah satu tulisan dari beribu penulisan bloger yang ada. tetapi saya hendak juga menulis dan menyampaikan pendapat saya.

Signifikasi Ibu :

Kedudukan ibu dalam Islam diletakkan pada kedudukan yang tertinggi dan terpuji. Setiap kata - kata ibu adalah doa, hatta ketika ibu memarahi kita, itu juga Allah kira sebagai doa dan perlu diingat bahawa doa ibu adalah mustajab yakni sampai terus ke Allah tanpa sebarang hijab ataupun penghalang, sama seperti doa orang yang teraniaya.

Sayangilah ibu dan ayah, dalam konteks sekarang, ibu, selagi mereka masih ada. Ibu kita ada seorang sahaja. Tiada galang ganti, tiada tolok bandingnya hatta kepada ibu angkat, ibu tiri atau ibu saudara sekalipun.

Sayangilah ibu kita. Tanyalah khabar mereka sekali sekala walaupun kita sibuk mana sekalipun. Ibu sentiasa menantikan kita bertanyakan khabar mereka setiap masa, kerana ibu tidak pernah melupakan anak - anaknya. Jasa serta pengorbanan ibu tidak pernah mampu dibandingkan dengan segala kemewahan di dunia ini. Hatta kita tidak mampu sekalipun hendak membalas setitis air susu ibu.

Apa yang mampu kita buat?

Hanya Allah yang mampu membalasnya. Hadiahkanlah Al-Fatihah kepada ibu bapa kita setiap kali selepas solat. Hadiahkanlah keberkatan serta pahala surah berkenaan untuk ibu dan ayah kita.

Sayangi ibu, kasihi ibu, cintai ibu..

Apa yang tidak kena dengan Hari Ibu?

Jangan sesekali menganggap hanya pada hari ibu kita baru hendak menunjukkan yang kita sayang mereka. Islam menuntut kita sentiasa berasa kasih pada ibu setiap hari setiap masa. Jangan mudah jatuhkan hukum dengan mudahnya dengan beberapa hadis untuk memberi gambaran bahawa Hari Ibu adalah haram. Ingatlah kita boleh jatuh pada hukum jahil dan sesat dengan mentafsirkan hadis mengikut kehendak kita sendiri, oleh yang demikian sentiasalah mencari guru agama untuk tafsiran hadis berkenaan kerana ia lebih dituntut.Kita tidak dilarang untuk mengambil kebaikan yang datang darinya. Jadi ambil yang baik, buang yang jahat.

Semoga kita mendapat sedikit manfaat dari tulisan kecil saya ini. Insya'allah.

Ko penah kena tindih mase tido?

2011-04-26T08:17:00.002+08:00

korang pernah kena tindih mase tido?
pernah?
macam mane rasenye?
macam kena tindih?
macam kena duduk kan?
macam ado batu bosa yg tongah baik punyo dudok atas kome sume mase tido?

berpeluh2, complete paralyses,raso nak terberok?
some guy said this is nonsense while others believe it and surely there is an logical explanation for the phenomenon.
sure there is and you just have to type it at google san. you'll find alot of it. have time to read.

correct term for this is sleep paralysis.

some said macam2 sebab yg menyumbang kearah fenomena ini. most of them clinically researched and all based to logically.

well, if it is logical for you, its for you la kan..

but others?

but, does you really care to know what is it really?
kenapa kita ditindih semasa tido?
actually, every people have a chances untuk mengalaminya.
and people who experienced it tend to forget it already as they take it as the most frightening moment of their life.
doe s it scared the shit out of you?
well, for those who haven't experienced it, you might typically said no.

well, believe me its more than meet the eyes.
tanya sajalah mereka yg pernah kena.
its was like nyawa yg berada di hujung tanduk..
like anytime your soul's gonna flew away from this mortal plane.
yes, you might heard some people actually died in their sleep.
well, this is the nearest things being related to it..
according to them, macam kena duduk dengan makhluk berbulu yang besar, i mean humongous.
big enough to make your body numb from head to the toe.
from your naked eye, you won't see a damn thing.
but for those who are special, and able to see 'things', they can see it!

i dont mean to be karut marut tahyul punye person, but we're talking on another different side of view here..
but, for the rest of us normal people, we really did not want to see it at all, right?
let them be transparent all the time. let them be in their own world.
to be truth, when it happen, your whole body is numbed. even you can't lift a finger at all.

lupa nak baca fatihah, surah kursi pon tah kemana.
well, the thing is, your ibu jari kaki is movable. why? because it is where that thing entering your body.
maksud aku dari ibu jari kaki la benda2 halus ni masuk dan mengacau kamu. same shit for similar kind of this thing.

so, despite reciting Al Fatihah, or Al Kursi, or other Surah, make sure to move your ibu jari kaki ya? some said it should help you to loosen it a bit and slowly regain consciousness and control over your body.

just bace Al Kursi and Selawat sebelom tido ok?
orang2 tua kate kalu tido jgn trlentang..
pastu jgn tido bwh plng bumbung..

ntah le, kalu kate efektif, korang try le sendri!
jangan biarkan tidur anda diduduki...

peace!

Berlaku sekali dalam 823 Tahun? Kena Tengok!

2011-04-22T15:30:00.000+08:00

Dear readers.

this is real shit. the calendar might look familiar, but wait!

That's July calendar. this July 2011.

Perasan tak yang dalam bulan Julai ni nanti, ade 5 Jumaat, 5 Sabtu dan 5 Ahad!

Bulan ni dipanggil "Money Bags". and this has been spreaded all over mails, ebing forwarded all over again and also said to be from Chinese feng shui.

Actually, this is a HOAX!

read here for more explaination!

So sape2 yang pernah forward mail mcm ni, and expecting to recieve a bags of money, you have been punked! no one's gonna give you just like that! get real you moronic fat face!

my blog layout changed, again!

2011-04-20T16:34:00.002+08:00

harharhar!

i have spending a little time to transform my blog layout. because for some unsured factor contributing to some certain failure, i decided to change it.

gah!!!!

it take times more than i expected!

Great secret revealed! How to fake web pages?

2011-04-19T16:20:00.003+08:00

hello dear readers..

you might remember last entry about usop wilcha facebook.

dou you ever thought how to do it?

macam mane nak buat website facebook versi usop wilcha?

tau? tau ke x?

macam atas ni?

dan begitu juga seperti ribuan faked website pages yang anda pernah lihat sebelum ni?

ini jawapannya!

The purpose is to have fun, make a good humor with friends and dear readers, and its not actually a hacking.. its just changing your web browser (firefor,IE,opera) into editable windows, just like Word or notepad.

so nak tau macam mane mereka buat?

it's easy!

javascript: document.body.contentEditable = 'true';document.designMode = 'on'; void 0

just copy the code, go to your web browser, paste it at address bar on any opened web pages.

1. go to any web, ie google.com

2. paste the code at address bar without the previous URL.

3. now your browser became editable,just like Word!!

Violla!!

Hahaha..have fun.this is for fun and fun only!!

Usop Wilca punye Fesbok!!

2011-04-07T16:27:00.000+08:00

KahKahKahKah!!

How to know your site's IP address?

2011-04-07T14:04:00.002+08:00

just so for your information, you might need to know your site's IP address. here it is.

you can check it out here at this Online URL To IP Converter.

its a handy tool easily for you to know the IP address of any site you desire for.

just simply tye in the proper address @ URL and click "Get IP Info".

Done.

How to add "Related Post" to your blog?

2011-04-06T10:34:00.000+08:00

1. navigate to http://www.linkwithin.com/learn

2. fill in your email, blog link platform and set the width to show how many post in it. note that you might need to login to your email.

3. click Get Widget

4. click "Install Widget". for the rest, follow the instruction.

5. Done!

Jom Cakap Omputeh!!

2011-04-06T09:47:00.002+08:00

p/s : baca betol2, dari atas smpai bawah..kompom lpas ni terus pandai ckp omputeh! hehe!

The politician should stop arguing whether to teach maths and science in B.M or English but to move on like EU !!

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Perempuan itu memang tak guna!

2011-04-05T16:13:00.002+08:00

Perempuan itu tidak guna kain yang nipis untuk membuat bajunya, sehingga terbayang kulitnya. Kerana dia tahu, bahawa pakaian seperti itu adalah pakaian yg layak dipakai oleh perempuan jalang.

Perempuan memang tidak guna rantai kaki yang berloceng utk dililitkan pada kakinya. Walaupun tersembunyi tetap bergemerincing dan menarik perhatian orang lain, lebih-lebih lagi lelaki JAHAT.

Perempuan memang tidak guna minyak wangi yang baunya semerbak yang mana kekuatan bau ini menunjukkan kadar kekompleksan rantai alcohol (secara kimia) yg digunakan utk membuat pewangi itu. Ia adalah seperti pelacur. Bersederhanalah.

Perempuan memang tidak guna kata-kata yang keji, kerana dia tahu sesiapa sahaja yang bercakap perkara yang keji adalah mereka yang rendah akhlaknya. Dia tahu bahawa perumpamaan perkataan yang baik dan buruk dinyatakan dengan jelas dalam ayat 24-26 surah Ibrahim.
Perempuan tidak guna masa berborak untuk mengumpat baik lelaki atau perempuan kerana dia seolah-olah memakan daging saudaranya sendiri. Apakah sanggup kita memakan daging saudara sendiri? Persoalan ini ditanyakan kepada kita dalam firmanNya ayat 12. surah al-Hujurat.

Perempuan memang tidak guna tudung tiga segi, sehingga nyata bentuk perbukitan pada badannya lalu menjadi tatapan mata lelaki yang jahat yang terkena panahan syaitan. Dia tahu apabila bertudung, dia mesti melabuhkan tudungnya sehingga menutup alur lehernya dan tidak menampakkan bentuk di bahagian dadanya. Pesan Rasul seperti yang disuruh oleh Allah tersebut dalam ayat 59 al-Ahzab. Begitu juga seorang lelaki yang bergelar suami mesti memberi peringatan untuk isteri dan anak-anaknya.
Perempuan memang tidak guna alat make-up untuk menonjolkan kejelitaannya melainkan di hadapan suaminya sahaja. Adab bersolek (tabarruj) ini amat ditekankan kepada wanita muslim (muslimah) kerana semestinya kecantikannya adalah hak ekslusif yang mesti dipersembahkan kepada suaminya. Jika ingin keluar bekerja, dia memakai make-up secara bersederhana sahaja sehingga tidak jelas kelihatan pada wajahnya dia bersolek.

What is FACEBOOK is all about?

2011-03-31T15:48:00.000+08:00

TO AVOID FATHERLESS AND MOTHERLESS CHILD, AVOID FACEBOOK!

Bung Mokhtar : Siapa kate Perempuan adalah pemandu yang teruk?

2011-03-31T15:02:00.002+08:00

Siapa kata?

Like the cat above? huh?

Kamu?

Mereka?

Saudara saudari?

None of them but me. yeah, i say woman is considerably suck at driving..

no need to say more..

most of woman realize that..all men dare not to defy that. see below?

but have a time to read other related articles wrote by Professor Dr. Ahmad Farhan Mohd Sadullah Here.

truly, based on my real-life experience, as a man speaking, we believe that the percentage for a woman driver to produce a cause that leading to a potentioal of an accident to happen is higher than a men. this is regardless of other typical reason and causes.

they might outdo us men in various other things, but specifically speaking for driving, the woman need to laid back and leave the job to the manly men.

didn't believe it? that i have tonnes of images and videos showing how "good" are the woman driver..!hahaha...!!

but wait..i did not place all the blame to woman.. i did not!

we already know that when it comes to driving a car, men always been aggressive, tend to show their unpleasant attitude towards other driver, higher chances to break law, and more to a risk-taker than a woman. believe me.

based to statistics and research, men always on the top list, but slightly same for the woman. in some cases, the number of woman driver involved in car crash is on the same par as men, but being involved and causing accident is two different scenario.

speaking of being involved in car crash, usually its the men who is the main culprit. dare not to defy it. we man dare to slam and crash others car due to the compilation of anger and ego!

not all woman are a bad driver, not if they're an experienced driver. woman tends to drive slowly due to avoid possibility of car crash.

we may talk this over and over till the dawn to the day, but still we can change the fact that we, human, regardless of gender, is the main factor to the possibilities of accident..

let's just stick to the safety tips shall we? when some of our own family died because of accident, there is no more fun blabbing about this. its always better to prevent than to cure. lets be a good drive, dear fellow brothers and sister. its awfully unbearable to live on and face the fact that someone we loved died because of accident that can be and always can be avoided with good precaution steps.

Happy driving. Safe go and save back!

Double rainbow sighted!

2011-03-29T11:10:00.003+08:00

Date Taken : 27.3.2011

Place : Taman Mawar, Pasir Gudang

Time : 07.12PM

these rainbow formed right after heavy rain pouring down upon my current resident at Pasir Gudang..

these images captured after the super heavy rain..if you could notice that there are 2 line of rainbow formed..that should call it phenomenal..!!

did you noticed it? right over on top of the 1st one. i've never been seen anything like this before..this was my first time. but surely its beautiful..!

Also some pictures of another double rainbow all over the world..

Smart people know when to move on.

2011-03-24T15:48:00.001+08:00

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy.

After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke again & again.

When there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said:

"When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again."

Know your ground. live up your life to the point where you are satisfied with it. It's time to move on.