Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

19 April 2011

Great secret revealed! How to fake web pages?

hello dear readers..
you might remember last entry about usop wilcha facebook. 
 
dou you ever thought how to do it?

macam mane nak buat website facebook versi usop wilcha?

tau? tau ke x?

macam atas ni?

dan begitu juga seperti ribuan faked website pages yang anda pernah lihat sebelum ni?

ini jawapannya!

06 April 2011

Jom Cakap Omputeh!!

p/s : baca betol2, dari atas smpai bawah..kompom lpas ni terus pandai ckp omputeh! hehe!



The politician should stop arguing whether to teach maths and science in B.M or English but to move on like EU !!

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

31 March 2011

What is FACEBOOK is all about?


TO AVOID FATHERLESS AND MOTHERLESS CHILD, AVOID FACEBOOK!

25 February 2011

Love letter for Mr Bill Gates!!



Open Letter
To: Bill Gates of Microsoft
From: Banta Singh of Punjab

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

21 January 2011

Mallakhambh - Extreme Indian Pole Dance


okay guys, some serious shit just happened. talk about pole dance, its all about girl, boobs and a lot of ben..but wait, what the hell is these Indians doing?? they just damned the good part of pole dance. it should be a girl damnit!!



18 January 2011

When a Italian mafia came to Malta!



some humor video about some poor Italian mafia guy came to Malta having bad time with pronunciation of his english accent causing him a reall bad luck..hahaha

Ringtone Baru : Farting Sound!



serious shit..if you ever use this kind of ringtone, wherever you are, whenever it is, when its ringing, people will give you hideous-gruesome look at their cocking-face..beware...

Gempar! Anjing kalah teruk pada Kucing!


08 January 2011

Jangan berlagak sangat, lagi - lagi masa orang datang meminang!!

Majid, seorang pemuda yang masih bujang, pendiam dan amat pemalu. Pada hari raya yang lalu, Majid telah berkunjung ke rumah rakannya. Dalam perjalanan menuju ke rumah rakannya, Majid telah terpandang seorang gadis yang dikenalinya semenjak sekolah lagi. Hatinya telah terpikat, dan berhasrat untuk memperisterikannya.

Majid telah menyuarakan hajatnya kepada kedua orang tuanya, dan menunjukkan lokasi rumah gadis tersebut supaya senang kedua ibubapanya hendak pergi meminang nanti. Selepas itu, Majid pun pulang ke bandar dan meninggalkan urusan tersebut kepada orang tuanya.

Selang beberapa hari, kedua orang tua Majid telah mengunjungi rumah gadis tersebut untuk tujuan merisik. Setelah beberapa lama bersembang, bapa gadis tersebut pun bertanya kepada ibu bapa Majid…

Bapa Gadis : Yang sebenornyer, amende ke hajat aokme berdua ni datang ke rumoh kome yak buruk ni?...

Bapa Majid : Ye la.. dari tadi beborok, tak nyer kabor mender hajat yer.. Ha, moknyer.. Ace kabo ke hajat si Majid te…

Emak Majid : Gini la.. yang sebenornyer, anok bujang kome te, dah terbekenan dengan anok dara aokme.. jadinyer kome ni
nok la nanyer, dah ander ke orang yang punya? Kala belum ander, kome nok la merisik-risik…

Emak Gadis : Ooo.. kesohnyer, kome ni pun tok kenei lagi dengan anok deme te… Mende kerjanyer?....

Emak Majid : Ntoh.. keh ni tk berapa reti nok nyebut base omputih.. keknye base Melayunyer.. dia kabo keje drebo jer…

Emak Gadis : Oooo.. Drebo jer..(Mencebek selalu).. Gini la.. yak sebenornyer, anok kome te.. sebenornyer, dah ander orang meminang.. (Dah setat buat pedooh…) Budok jantan te keje opisboi kat Pejabat Tanoh te…

Bapa Gadis : Ha’ah.. (Menyokong..) Kome pon mintok maah la yer, mendenyer aokme ni pon tok tau yak anok kome te dah
ander yak mintok… Kiranyer takde jodoh la.. Nok goner kan yer….

Bapa Majid : Ye la.. Mengkala dah gitu, kome pon tak buleh la nok buat mende.. Mende anok kome pon tok setarah dengan
anok aokme.. Nanti la kome kabo ke anok bujang kome nanti…

Emak Gadis : Ye la.. memang tok setarah lalu... Anok kome kerani pejabat loyar.. anok deme drebo..

Lalu kedua ibu bapa Majid pun memohon untuk berundur. Selesai bersalaman, sedang mereka menuruni tangga, emak gadis tersebut pun bertanya…

Emak Gadis : Drebo mende anok aok te?.. Lori Balok ke Lori Bijih…?

Emak Majid : DREBO KAPEITEREBANG!!! (Sambil masuk ke dalam kereta..)

03 January 2011

Karam Singh Walia : Hina Melayu Secara Sengaja?

Dear all,

please view the video. please ask yourself what we are missing the main point here. and please if you watching this video from Youtube, please ignore the comments. half of it is just bullshitting you, seriously.

let me tell you what it is. the main issue is KSW is drunk, thus making him talk nonsense.

10 Awesome Video Memes of 2010 : Inception Animals



Some of Youtubes most dramatic animals set to "Mind Heist" by Zack Hemsey from the movie Inception. Founded Here. Please watch the video at bottom.

28 December 2010

A Story between Me & My Boss


When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time,

he is thorough

Shortest Escalator in the world!


p/s : this is awesomely shit. why would anyone built an escalator with that short distance? only lazy people would like it.

Mexican D-I-Y technology is really incredible!


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