Ageless Wit and Observations

If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.
-Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. . . But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-Winston Churchill

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-Douglas Casey, classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

10 Things You Should Never Do at Work

During last July, CBS News published a story titled “10 Things You Should Never Do at Work.” The list was a hit and started to circulate like wildfire online. Written by Steve Tobak,management consultant, exec coach, speaker, blogger for CBS MoneyWatch, former high-tech senior exec and NYC messenger, if didn’t manage to catch it before, read what he had to say here:
 

25 Tips to Optimize Your Brain Power

1. Avoid a big breakfast. Breads, muffins, bagels or pastries block your brain barriers.
2. Avoid eating big meals during the day. Big meals slow you down, and make you feel exhausted or sluggish.
3. If you are hungry or light-headed, eat small amounts of lean protein such as poached or boiled eggs, light cheese or yogurt.
4. Minimize your eating during the day to mostly live raw fruits and veggies and their juices. This will help you detoxify and nourish your brain with essential nutrients and antioxidants to protect your brain from daily free radicals assaults.
5. Eat fatty fish such as salmon, tuna, and swordfish or sardines. The fish oil contains essential fatty compounds Omega 3, DHA and EPA that play critical roll in brain development as well as improving memory, learning ability and metal capacity.
6. Flaxseeds are another excellent source of Omega 3 essential fatty acid (EFA). Most people today lack Omega 3 in their diet. EFA deficiency or imbalance is believed to be the cause of some brain diseases and mental aging.
7. Take EFA supplement to ensure essential fatty acid nourishment to your brain.
8. Make sure you sleep enough. Your brain is rejuvenating during those sleeping hours. 
9. Avoid binge drinking. Excessive alcohol is toxic and is believed to destroy brain cells.
10. Eat lecithin granules. Soy lecithin is a great source of choline, inositol and phosphorus that are critical for optimum brain function.
11. Minimize your sugar consumption. Stay away from sweet cereals, candy bars or sodas. They cause blood sugar fluctuation, which leads to insulin insensitivity. Insulin insensitivity is believed to be the main cause of an inefficient supply of energy to the brain.
12. Supplement yourself with multivitamins and antioxidants to guarantee optimal brain function. Vitamins such as the B vitamin play a critical roll as catalysts in the production of essential brain neurotransmitters and hormones. A deficiency of even one vitamin may impair brain function.
13. Take ginkgo biloba (standardize for 24% ginkgo flavon glycosides) to improve brain circulation and memory.
14. Panax ginseng during the day works as a tonic and is believed to help boost mental activity. Siberian ginseng should be taken at the end of the day. This particular ginseng is believed to have a calming effect on the brain.
15. Eat carbohydrates at night. Complex carbs will relax your mind before going to sleep. Carbs boost serotenine, a brain neurotransmitter protein that is responsible for the feeling of well being and calming down.
16. Eat tryptophan-rich foods before bed time such as hot milk with honey or bananas. Tryptophan is a building block protein for serotenin and the melatonin hormone, which regulate healthy sleeping cycle. Melatonin is believed to protect the brain from aging-related diseases. It works as an antioxidant and anticancerous agent.
17. Make sure to supply your body with multi-minerals. Minerals such as calcium and magnesium play a vital roll in regulating optimum mental capacity, steady mood and protection from tension headaches. Minerals protect your brain from toxic metals such as lead or mercury.
18. Avoid rancid fats, hydrogenated fats and transfatty acids as found in margarine or hydrogenated oils additives to different food products. Bad fats impair optimum brain function and may causes brain damage.
19. Follow a progressive exercise routine. Exercise will help you with your blood circulation, stress, and overall mind and body performance.
20. Be romantic. Love in your heart makes your mind blossom.
21. Coffee can boost your dopamine. The ideal time to drink coffee is on an empty stomach with a little or no sugar. Drinking coffee in moderation helps boost brain function and elevates your mood.
22. Green tea is one of the best beverages to boost mental power and protect the brain from toxins and free radicals.
23. Chocolate, YES! Some researchers believe that cocoa (chocolate) has a potent antioxidant, protective effect on your brain.
24. Eat blueberries, they have the highest ORAC (antioxidant value), thus considered to be one of the best brain foods.
25. Don't worry, be happy! Avoid anger. See your glass as half-full.

Awareness Campaign : Say No To Legging!

Legging is bad. it's something dirty. No good coming out of it. It's only makes them look uglier as the following pictures shows. Get what i meant? Kenapa Legging ni bodoh and nampak bodoh? yeah, its really looks like stupid. sila2 lihat dibawah!

and yes, please note that i did not own and will not take an ownership of these images. i am simply received these and share it for a good purpose! you may seen these at leggingseksi. i think they already at this quite a long time..

I, mRaXZLan hereby declaring to give my full support to this campaign. you guys may be copy/repost/backlinks/emailed this article as you wish for the sole purpose of sharing is caring.

Salah tetap salah. Lawan tetap lawan!

=)

Bagaimana nak buat seks secara selamat?

REMINDER : This post might be a little controversial. You see, some people mungkin tak dapat terima keterbukaan yang ditonjolkan dalam post ni. Please be alerted that no such races, religions or in-person ever related to this post. Just open up your mind a little. This is not a time to get butt-hurted for such matter!

This post is specially dedicated to all teenagers, adik2, abg2, akak2. Moral yg ingin ditekankan disini adalah untuk educate kita teenagers sume mengenai Sex education. sy juga pernah post something pasla these kind of things at here about The Fucked Up Melais. pelase have a look. please admit yourself that you guys know nothing about sexual penetration. stop believing the old-unconfirmed myths! for your own sake, it's time to get educated.and please ignore this post title, its just for the sake of attracting you guys here! hehe

Happiness is a voyage!

We convince ourselves that life will be better once we are married, have a baby then another. Then we get frustrated because our children are not old enough, and that all will be well when they are older. Then we are frustrated because they reach adolescence and we must deal with them. Sure we'll be happier when they grow out of the teen years.

Eh, burung ape tu?

Dear readers...

reader maybe pernah tengok video ini versi Malay.

 dibawah ini : 

Berjaga - jaga dengan serangan asid di Klang Valley!

we all aware about this acid attacks issue lately and the area involved is at Klang Valley and around Kuala Lumpur. seriously all woman need to pay attention and take precautionary measurement to help you fight this maniac incident. 

Learn easy Mandarin : One Sentence per Day - 6

Hargai Ibunda Anda! Happy Mother's Day!

Hi dear readers!

Sempena dengan sambutan hari ibu kelmarin, saya mahu mengucapkan selamat hari ibu kepada semua ibu - ibu seluruh Malaysia dan seluruh dunia. Terutama pada Ibunda tercinta saya Puan Suliah Bte Kamilin!

Spoiler!

Pertama sekali, saya rasa agak janggal sebab menulis dalam bahasa melayu sepenuhnya. Sebab biasanya saya lebih selesa menulis dalam English atau rojak sedikit.

Ini hanyalah salah satu tulisan dari beribu penulisan bloger yang ada. tetapi saya hendak juga menulis dan menyampaikan pendapat saya.

Great secret revealed! How to fake web pages?

hello dear readers..

you might remember last entry about usop wilcha facebook. 

 

dou you ever thought how to do it?

macam mane nak buat website facebook versi usop wilcha?

tau? tau ke x?

macam atas ni?

dan begitu juga seperti ribuan faked website pages yang anda pernah lihat sebelum ni?

ini jawapannya!

How to add "Related Post" to your blog?

1. navigate to http://www.linkwithin.com/learn

2. fill in your email, blog link platform and set the width to show how many post in it. note that you might need to login to your email.

3. click Get Widget

4. click "Install Widget". for the rest, follow the instruction.

5. Done!

Smart people know when to move on.

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy. 

Shitty freaking daily life...

TODAY!
nothing out of ordinary..

fleeing to MITC..

searching for a decent hand blow-jobs..

nothing much thou..

head as heavy as cow shit..

gotta spend much more money..

for car's repairment..

shitty thing..

A Series of Unfortunate Images, with quote on it!

here is the funniest quoted-image i gathered all around the net. please enjoy and treasure every messages in it. cheers!

Perodua Alza = Aluminium Foil!

Sila teliti gambar dibawah...

anda fikir saya bohong..

tapi, adakah gambar boleh berbohong?

a picture worth thousand words..

The Most Venomous Creature in the whole world!

It is hard to say which animal would get this prize. A poisonous animal carries harmful chemicals called toxins. Usually, these toxins are used for defense, and are stored in the skin or in special glands. Compare these creatures to venomous animals, which deliver their toxins by stinging, stabbing, or biting.

Poisonous creatures don't intend to hurt other creatures, which is why they have bright colors and markings that send a clear message: "Don't touch!" If a predator ignores that warning, he might not get a second chance. One swallow, or even a little taste testing, and it's all over. The toxin will stop the heart or lungs from working, and death will follow.

The poison arrow frog and certain salamanders would have to top most people's list of "The World's Most Poisonous Animals." Just two micrograms of toxin from the poison arrow frog is enough to kill a human. A "microgram" is a very small amount. The ink in the period at the end of this sentence will weigh around six micrograms.

What about venomous animals? A good example of defense can be found in stonefish. They store their toxin in gruesome-looking spines that are designed to hurt would-be predators. This homely creature will win no beauty prize, but deserves honor and respect for being "The World's Most Venomous Fish."

Toxins also are designed to kill prey or, at least, slow them down. This is the tactic used by many snakes. The prize for "The World's Most Venomous Snake" goes to the inland taipan of Australia. But the top prize, "The World Most Venomous Animal," should go to the box jellyfish, which is found in the waters around Asia and Australia. They have long tentacles with stings at the very ends.

Hospitals often carry medicines that work against venom, but treatment has to be very fast to counteract the toxins of these prize-winning creatures.

Things we always forget,,the true meaning behind everything..

source : thingsweforget.blogspot

Jangan buat kami susah nak kahwin!!

JOHOR BAHRU 23 Dis. - Majlis perkahwinan tidak sewajarnya dikomersialkan seolah-olah menjadi satu perniagaan besar-besaran yang mengutamakan keuntungan. Penasihat Majlis Agama Islam Johor, Datuk Nooh Gadot berkata, trend majlis perkahwinan wajar diperhalusi supaya tidak lari daripada matlamat sebenar
diadakan majlis itu.

Katanya, matlamat diadakan majlis perkahwinan adalah mengumumkan atau memberitahu orang ramai tentang hubungan perkahwinan sah antara pasangan pengantin bagi mengelakkan fitnah. Beliau berkata, kenduri diadakan sebagai tanda kesyukuran kepada Allah dan untuk berterima kasih kepada saudara mara serta rakan-rakan yang mendoakan keselamatan dan kesejahteraan perkahwinan itu.

Katanya, majlis perkahwinan secara besar-besaran dibolehkan sekiranya mempunyai kemampuan dan tidak berniat untuk bermegah. "Bagaimanapun, dalam apa pun perkara, yang terbaik adalah melakukannya dengan
penuh kesederhanaan. "Berjimat cermat, perlu sederhana, jangan sampai jadi bakhil dan jangan pula
boros berlebihan sehingga membazir," katanya.

Saya pun tak tahulah kenapa kenduri kahwin sekarang ini melebih-lebih sangat. Tak macam di Terengganu dan Kelantan , cukup ringkas dan mudah. makanannya sedap dan berselera. Tak macam di N.Sembilan dan lain-lain negeri yang kenduri kahwinnya dipekakkan dengan suara Deejay dan muzik.

Khemahnya pula cukup canggih, macam-macam style dan ribbon. Bunga telur pun pelbagai bentuk , telur harga 30 sen , bunga telur RM 3. Yang bunga dibuang selepas telur dimakan, tak ke membazir. Kad kahwin pun lagi satu , kad kahwin berlapis-lapis macam-macam style.

Makanannya pula berwarna-warni tetapi kekadang rasanya taklah seberapa sangat. Selera macam saya ni suka makanan yang simple. Kalau kenduri kahwin yang masak sendiri , masak gotong royong , masak lemak cili api , sambal belacan , ada ulam dan nasi putih adalah lebih berselera dari masakan yang berwarna warni.

Malah semasa saya menghadiri kenduri kahwin anak buah Menter Besar Kelantan di rumah MB sendiri pun cukup simple. Tak ada dipasang khemah. Tiada muzik, tiada Deejay. Orang ramai yang datang boleh berbual dengan tenang, bertanya khabar. Tapi negeri pantai barat ni kalau pergi kenduri kahwin kena cakap kuat-kuat. APA KHABAR ? Tak dengar juga. AAPAA KHAABAAR ? Baru dengar.

Masa kenduri kahwin nilah kita nak jumpa saudara mara yang jauh. Tapi kalau dah bunyi muzik dan Deejaynya mengada-ngada macamana nak beramah mesra dengan tetamu dan sanak saudara.

Kenduri kahwin ahli PAS di Negeri Sembilan pun lebih hebat dari kenduri kahwin anak Menteri Besar Kelantan. Kata nak ikut contoh ulamak tapi bila bab kenduri kahwin tak nak ikut contoh Tok Guru dah tunjukkan.Terbaru Datuk Nooh Gadut pun dah pening kepala perangai orang Melayu ni yang buat kenduri kahwin yang melampau-lampau.

Senang saja Datuk , suruh orang Johor dan lain-lain negeri ikut saja contoh MB Kelantan. Dengan ini akan memudahkan remaja serta muda mudi yang bermasalah untuk berkahwin daripada mereka bergaul bebas tanpa batasan.

source : yahoogroups

Tanda - tanda berbohong!

Menyentuh hidung
Apabila seseorang itu berbohong, tisu-tisu erektil pada hidungnya akan
dipenuhi darah menyebabkan ianya membesar. Fenomena ini juga dikenali
sebagai kesan pinocchio. Jadi, apabila si dia bercakap dengan anda
dan kerap menyentuh hidung yang tidak gatal, sebenarnya ada sesuatu
yang diselindungkannya.

Menutup mulut
Ada sesetengah orang meletakkan tangan di atas mulut mereka apabila
berbohong. Ini merupakan satu tindak balas automatik yang lahir dari
segi psikologi kerana dari kecil lagi sudah dididik untuk tidak
berbohong. Apabila mulut mengeluarkan kata-kata dusta, tangan cuba
menghalangnya.

Gagap
Apabila seseorang yang bercakap lancar dan licin tiba-tiba gagap
merupakan tanda-tanda sedang mengalami tekanan emosi. Sekiranya tiada
apa-apa petunjuk bahawa tekanan ini disebabkan perkara lain seperti
sedih, pilu, marah dan sebagainya, kemungkinan besar orang tersebut
berbohong. Jadi, jika anda bertanya pada teman lelaki/suami anda dan
sidia gagap untuk menjawabnya, maka anda tahu membuat kesimpulan atas
tindakannya itu.

Pergerakan mata
Orang yang berbohong akan cuba meyakinkan pendengarnya dengan memandang
tepat pada mata mangsa. Oleh itu,sekiranya kelipan mata berkurangan
dari kadar biasa, ini mungkin tanda berbohong. Sebaliknya, ada juga
keadaan dimana sekiranya mata seseorang itu tiba-tiba berkedip dengan
banyaknya, ini merupakan tanda-tanda tekanan perasaan yang
berkemungkinan disebabkan berbohong juga. Kerlipan mata yang normal
sahaja menunjukkan dirinya tidak berbohong.

Melengah-lengahkan jawapan
Orang yang berbohong perlu berfikir sebentar untuk mereka cipta
pembohongannya. Berfikir terlalu lama, berdehem, batuk dan sebagainya
merupakan tanda-tanda bahawa orang tersebut mungkin berdusta.

Resah
Orang yang berdusta kerap gelisah dan mengubah-ubah posturnya. Apabila
seseorang yang dalam keadaan tenang tiba-tiba sahaja menjadi resah dan
tidak senang duduk apabila berhadapan dengan sesuatu soalan, ini
berkemungkinan merupakan bahawa seseorang itu sedang berbohong.

Kesimpulannya, sekiranya kita ingin mengesan sama ada seseorang itu
berbohong, kita perlu sentiasa memerhatikan air muka dan gerak badannya
dengan teliti. Body language sudah boleh menunjukkan sama ada dirinya
berbohong atau tidak. Sebarang perubahan dari keadaan normal mungkin
merupakan tanda orang tersebut berbohong.