Saya tak nak ingat itu semua!

Dear readers,

don't you want to forget something..? something that bad, sad memories?

saya juga mahu lupakan sesuatu perkara.

yang menjengkelkan.

yang menyakitkan.

yang menyedihkan.

seriously.

i prefer to forget it rather than to forgive it.

i am not easily into forgiving anyone.

but, to love is to forgive.

i know that.

so, even sekarang sy msih cuba untuk memaafkan.

so bagaimana nak lupakan something?

even anyone will try to remember more and more things eveyrday..

but kita juga kena tau macamna nak lupakan and let go some things too..

in fact, actually its not that easy to forget just by not thinking of it..

There are still some instances when you just remember them out of the blue, or you encounter things, events, and people which remind you of those memories-and these cannot be avoided. 

but at least we try, and we have.. 

wanna know how i'm doing it?

Thrilling trip to Desaru Beach Pt 1

Dear readers..

these are shots i've taken from Desaru beach..

this is just my liking of taking sceneric views rather than picture of human...  i am appreceating nature just a little more than a human.. sy dah edit these pics and add some flavour to it....

as you can see sy de buat adjustment mostly on the color tone so gambar ni nampak macam cantik??hehe

anyway anyone can comment on these pics...

its been my favorite.. cheers!! please wait for more updates of this!

Bagaimana nak buat seks secara selamat?

REMINDER : This post might be a little controversial. You see, some people mungkin tak dapat terima keterbukaan yang ditonjolkan dalam post ni. Please be alerted that no such races, religions or in-person ever related to this post. Just open up your mind a little. This is not a time to get butt-hurted for such matter!

This post is specially dedicated to all teenagers, adik2, abg2, akak2. Moral yg ingin ditekankan disini adalah untuk educate kita teenagers sume mengenai Sex education. sy juga pernah post something pasla these kind of things at here about The Fucked Up Melais. pelase have a look. please admit yourself that you guys know nothing about sexual penetration. stop believing the old-unconfirmed myths! for your own sake, it's time to get educated.and please ignore this post title, its just for the sake of attracting you guys here! hehe

Happiness is a voyage!

We convince ourselves that life will be better once we are married, have a baby then another. Then we get frustrated because our children are not old enough, and that all will be well when they are older. Then we are frustrated because they reach adolescence and we must deal with them. Sure we'll be happier when they grow out of the teen years.

Hargai Ibunda Anda! Happy Mother's Day!

Hi dear readers!

Sempena dengan sambutan hari ibu kelmarin, saya mahu mengucapkan selamat hari ibu kepada semua ibu - ibu seluruh Malaysia dan seluruh dunia. Terutama pada Ibunda tercinta saya Puan Suliah Bte Kamilin!

Spoiler!

Pertama sekali, saya rasa agak janggal sebab menulis dalam bahasa melayu sepenuhnya. Sebab biasanya saya lebih selesa menulis dalam English atau rojak sedikit.

Ini hanyalah salah satu tulisan dari beribu penulisan bloger yang ada. tetapi saya hendak juga menulis dan menyampaikan pendapat saya.

Berlaku sekali dalam 823 Tahun? Kena Tengok!

Dear readers.

this is real shit. the calendar might look familiar, but wait!

That's July calendar. this July 2011.

Perempuan itu memang tak guna!

Bung Mokhtar : Siapa kate Perempuan adalah pemandu yang teruk?

Siapa kata?

Like the cat above? huh?

Kamu?

Mereka?

Saudara saudari?

None of them but me. yeah, i say woman is considerably suck at driving..

Smart people know when to move on.

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy. 

The Fucked-Up Melais!

Hello. Konnichiwa dear readers.

Note that no picture placed here due to certain sensitive issue.

From the title, I bet you all is already get the point. Some of you might think this as same old boring issues yet some would think they shouldn’t give a cow shit. See the color now?

Yes, the main targeted audiens here now is the fucked up melais. Yes, you the main pribumi lived in malay soil..

Shitty freaking daily life...

TODAY!
nothing out of ordinary..

fleeing to MITC..

searching for a decent hand blow-jobs..

nothing much thou..

head as heavy as cow shit..

gotta spend much more money..

for car's repairment..

shitty thing..

Love letter for Mr Bill Gates!!

Open Letter
To: Bill Gates of Microsoft
From: Banta Singh of Punjab

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

A Series of Unfortunate Images, with quote on it!

here is the funniest quoted-image i gathered all around the net. please enjoy and treasure every messages in it. cheers!

That's Okay by That Effing Show

hey guys, love to introduce you guys with this MV. i love the way they spout every damn word.. its very true..it is really kena batang hindung sendiri!! i dont know the singer, but these guys pretty decent la..some of the guy in video you might familiar with..

a bit word from the original source.

Is Malaysia getting you down? Tired of those traffic jams and flash floods? Tired of listening to those same old talking heads and their slogans? Feeling like you want to just throw in the towel and give up?


Well we at That Effing Show have something to say. That it's all fine. That it's okay. Kita sudah kautim. Paravaillay.


Because we are the world. We are the children. We are the all singing all dancing machas. And we're back. This time, we have horns! We have trumpets! We are higher and fi-er than ever before. Heck, we even scored ourselves a special musical guest star. Check it.

the song's is "That's Okay" please enjoy the lyrics below. sing along guys!!

Perodua Alza = Aluminium Foil!

Sila teliti gambar dibawah...

anda fikir saya bohong..

tapi, adakah gambar boleh berbohong?

a picture worth thousand words..

The Most Venomous Creature in the whole world!

It is hard to say which animal would get this prize. A poisonous animal carries harmful chemicals called toxins. Usually, these toxins are used for defense, and are stored in the skin or in special glands. Compare these creatures to venomous animals, which deliver their toxins by stinging, stabbing, or biting.

Poisonous creatures don't intend to hurt other creatures, which is why they have bright colors and markings that send a clear message: "Don't touch!" If a predator ignores that warning, he might not get a second chance. One swallow, or even a little taste testing, and it's all over. The toxin will stop the heart or lungs from working, and death will follow.

The poison arrow frog and certain salamanders would have to top most people's list of "The World's Most Poisonous Animals." Just two micrograms of toxin from the poison arrow frog is enough to kill a human. A "microgram" is a very small amount. The ink in the period at the end of this sentence will weigh around six micrograms.

What about venomous animals? A good example of defense can be found in stonefish. They store their toxin in gruesome-looking spines that are designed to hurt would-be predators. This homely creature will win no beauty prize, but deserves honor and respect for being "The World's Most Venomous Fish."

Toxins also are designed to kill prey or, at least, slow them down. This is the tactic used by many snakes. The prize for "The World's Most Venomous Snake" goes to the inland taipan of Australia. But the top prize, "The World Most Venomous Animal," should go to the box jellyfish, which is found in the waters around Asia and Australia. They have long tentacles with stings at the very ends.

Hospitals often carry medicines that work against venom, but treatment has to be very fast to counteract the toxins of these prize-winning creatures.

Mallakhambh - Extreme Indian Pole Dance

okay guys, some serious shit just happened. talk about pole dance, its all about girl, boobs and a lot of ben..but wait, what the hell is these Indians doing?? they just damned the good part of pole dance. it should be a girl damnit!!

45 great facts of life needs to be realised.

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.

Tanda - tanda berbohong!

Menyentuh hidung
Apabila seseorang itu berbohong, tisu-tisu erektil pada hidungnya akan
dipenuhi darah menyebabkan ianya membesar. Fenomena ini juga dikenali
sebagai kesan pinocchio. Jadi, apabila si dia bercakap dengan anda
dan kerap menyentuh hidung yang tidak gatal, sebenarnya ada sesuatu
yang diselindungkannya.

Menutup mulut
Ada sesetengah orang meletakkan tangan di atas mulut mereka apabila
berbohong. Ini merupakan satu tindak balas automatik yang lahir dari
segi psikologi kerana dari kecil lagi sudah dididik untuk tidak
berbohong. Apabila mulut mengeluarkan kata-kata dusta, tangan cuba
menghalangnya.

Gagap
Apabila seseorang yang bercakap lancar dan licin tiba-tiba gagap
merupakan tanda-tanda sedang mengalami tekanan emosi. Sekiranya tiada
apa-apa petunjuk bahawa tekanan ini disebabkan perkara lain seperti
sedih, pilu, marah dan sebagainya, kemungkinan besar orang tersebut
berbohong. Jadi, jika anda bertanya pada teman lelaki/suami anda dan
sidia gagap untuk menjawabnya, maka anda tahu membuat kesimpulan atas
tindakannya itu.

Pergerakan mata
Orang yang berbohong akan cuba meyakinkan pendengarnya dengan memandang
tepat pada mata mangsa. Oleh itu,sekiranya kelipan mata berkurangan
dari kadar biasa, ini mungkin tanda berbohong. Sebaliknya, ada juga
keadaan dimana sekiranya mata seseorang itu tiba-tiba berkedip dengan
banyaknya, ini merupakan tanda-tanda tekanan perasaan yang
berkemungkinan disebabkan berbohong juga. Kerlipan mata yang normal
sahaja menunjukkan dirinya tidak berbohong.

Melengah-lengahkan jawapan
Orang yang berbohong perlu berfikir sebentar untuk mereka cipta
pembohongannya. Berfikir terlalu lama, berdehem, batuk dan sebagainya
merupakan tanda-tanda bahawa orang tersebut mungkin berdusta.

Resah
Orang yang berdusta kerap gelisah dan mengubah-ubah posturnya. Apabila
seseorang yang dalam keadaan tenang tiba-tiba sahaja menjadi resah dan
tidak senang duduk apabila berhadapan dengan sesuatu soalan, ini
berkemungkinan merupakan bahawa seseorang itu sedang berbohong.

Kesimpulannya, sekiranya kita ingin mengesan sama ada seseorang itu
berbohong, kita perlu sentiasa memerhatikan air muka dan gerak badannya
dengan teliti. Body language sudah boleh menunjukkan sama ada dirinya
berbohong atau tidak. Sebarang perubahan dari keadaan normal mungkin
merupakan tanda orang tersebut berbohong.

Why Islam being treated this way?