Sammy Vellu's Legendary Quotes.

 1) Samy Velu on pos laju: "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"



2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said: “Kemaluan saya besar”

3) On drugs: "Jangan hisap dada"

4) Samy said in a ceramah: "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini", then one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied: "Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"

5) Samy's favorite quote on national television: "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"

6) During the water shortage crisis: "Semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"

7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "Marilah kita semua menderma dara..."

8) During the opening speech of various function: "Selamat datang saudara- mara semua…" (actually is "saudara-saudari")

9) At an opening ceremony: "Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"

10)Commenting about his modesty: "Sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"

11)You know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS.
PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy