Please don't lie to kids!!

A guy is sunbathing nude at the beach. A little girl comes up to him, so he covers his privates with a newspaper..

 

The little girl says, 'What's under there?'

The man says, 'A bird.'

 

The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. He wakes up in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor & a policeman are at his bed, and the Dr. asks, 

 

Do you remember what happened?

 

The man answers,

 

I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl.

 

The policeman says,

I asked her what happened? 

 

She said, 

 

Ididn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. Then it spit at me! ...so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its two little eggs!

 

 

 p/s : lie is a one form of reason..