Dalam durian ade? ade durian la...

bentuk macam durian...

kalu tgk betol2, memang durian pon...

tengok dari dekat, dah sah2 durian...

tapi ngape dia duduk dalam durian..??

udah tu, sebijik pulak tu...kalu dua tiga biji, kayo pakcik...

p/s : hate the smell, but still can't resist its deliciousness....!!

PCK talks about S.E.X..!!

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ......... 





Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?  


PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah ! 

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ? 

PCK : Of course lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right? 

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ? 

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or   not? Ehhh! Don't play play ah!

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses? 

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn .......... 

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are  making love ? 

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a  glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not? 

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ? 

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn ................................ you go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!! 

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good. 

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!"  also ah!!!

p/s : PCK always been my favourite... since the old times la..

my baby a42f....

yayyyyy!! thou that was one thing im gonna shout out. ever since oldies i really wanted a notebook...

after a long month, i finally get enough cash to buy it.. now its on my lap, playing really nice for me..since i bought it for quite a feat prices...really suites me. even thou i can buy a better one, lets just say this is the beginning.....

i've been seeing & thinking for a week, looking over & over on fliers, deciding, thinking, concluding, proposing, testing, then fnally i get my hands on this beauty litlle thing...

with i3 processor, 2GB DDR3, nothing can stop me now..heheheh..well, except for the gaming part, its a little off here, but it doesn't matter since i'm not a hardcore gamer to begin with..

just its enough for me if i can do my work, playing some decent HD videos, surfings net, mp3s, it all ok with me la..well, for most of the part, im really2 glad i didn't buy that compaq or acer or whatever lappy out there..

just gonna stick with ASUS thou!!

lov u ma gurl!!!

Asus A42F! My New Baby!

Brand

ASUS

Series

A42F-VX043X

Processor

CPU

Intel Core i3-350M (2.26GHz, 3MB L2 cache)

Chipset

INPEL HM55 Express chipset

Graphic system

Graphic Chip

Intel GMA 4500 HD Graphics

Display

Type

14 inch WXGA (1366x768)

Main Memory

Memory

2 GB DDR3

Hard Disk Drive

Hard Disk

320 G 7200 RPM

Optical Disc Drive

Drive

DVD Writer (Dual Layer Support + Removable)

Web Camera

Details

1.3 MPIEX

Port & Interface

Details

USB : 3
Firewire : No
DVI : Yes
D-Sub/VGA : Yes
e-SATA : No
HDMI : Yes
Card Reader : 4 IN 1
Express Slot : No
Finger Print : No

Wireless Connection

Details

Wireless Lan : IEEE 802.11 B/G/N
Bluetooth : Yes
LAN : Yes
Modem : No

Battery

Details

LI-ION 6 CELL

Weight

Details

2.20 Kg.

First of the Gang - Zee Avi

You have never been in love
Till you see the stars
Reflected in the resevours

And you have never been in love
Till you see the dawn rise
Behind the home for the blind

We are the pretty, petty things
And your standing on our street

Where Hector was the first of the gang with the gun in his hand
And the first to do time
The first of the gang to die
Oh my

Where Hector was the first of the gang with the gun in his hand
And the first to do time
The first of the gang to die
Oh my

You have never been in love
Till you see the sun light drawn
Over smashed human bone

We are the pretty, petty things
And your standing on our street

Where Hector was the first of the gang with the gun in his hand
And the first to do time
The first of the gang to die
Such a silly boy

Where Hector was the first of the gang with the gun in his hand
And a bullet in his gut
The first lost life to go under the stars

And he stole from the rich and the poor
And the not very rich and the very poor
And he stole our hearts away
He stole our hearts away
He stole our hearts away