15 December 2010

PCK talks about S.E.X..!!

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ......... 

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?  

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah ! 

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ? 

PCK : Of course lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right? 

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ? 

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or   not? Ehhh! Don't play play ah!

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses? 

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn .......... 

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are  making love ? 

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a  glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not? 

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ? 

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn ................................ you go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!! 

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good. 

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!"  also ah!!!

p/s : PCK always been my favourite... since the old times la..

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